Instead, throw some holy water on a Demon Twink near you.Boys with older brothers are more likely to be homosexual than those with sisters, younger brothers or no siblings at all, according to research. bXZIP4jyV5īe safe out there fellow LGBTQ+ folks, and don’t go throwing your drink on DJ equipment. This is the demon twink y’all need to be worried about. We all love demon twink jokes, but maybe I should focus on the demon twink within me. Lady Gaga: Obliterate that Demon Twink /giAgGUfWEN Trying to summon the Demon Twink /P1Wl9T3VoS The question here is, what song would play at the Demon Twink summoning ritual? Having a hard time believing there was only one demon twink at that boat partyĭemon twink getting his ass ate in vip after throwing a drink on the Brittney boat /2xBN9VFc68 The only hope we have against the demon twink /GQkqJdQrEQ “Do you know about the demon twink?” /jlqCv5MZy4 Literally so what if I got my ass ate on a boat in New York, sue meĪnd now that you understand all you must about Demon Twink and his viral burst of internet fame, you can enjoy some hilarious memes. If anything, he’s an Angel Twink with Demon Twink tendencies. No, Sivan did not get his ass eaten out on a boat. Kudos to this Tweet though, and all of the confused fans who had no idea that it was in reference to Demon Twink.
We should be able to just manage without!!Īnd of course, when all things twink emerge in internet discourse, Troye Sivan makes an appearance. He would have been kicked out if we weren’t on a boat* it’s not a question of how much security is on the boat. We should be able to just manage without!!” “It’s not a question of how much security is on the boat. “He would have been kicked out if we weren’t on a boat,” Sunderland wrote. Queer Eye Style God Tan France Introduces The World To His Newborn Bubba In Sweet IG Post If things played out differently, the cruise wouldn’t have been ruined. On top of this, I’ve managed to find the gay who sold Demon Twink his ticket in the first place. He offered me a **** before we departed and I’m so glad I denied it bc look at that jaw….it wasn’t even 8:15pm ?
Not at all speaking from experience here. One can only assume this implies the existence of caps, which makes you chew a lot while you’re high. mt8MXqdAT3Īnother Twitter user claims that Demon Twink offered them a drug of some kind, but they denied it because of the state of the Twink’s constantly chewing jaw. Not me having demon twink on my story for 24h and not clocking it until now. Well, here’s some footage for your curious soul. Here’s some actual footage that another individual who attended the cruise captured, which shows the exact moment that the Demon Twink was interfering with Sunderland’s equipment.Īpparently Harry Styles Gets His Ass Out In His New Flick & You Can Bet Yr Bottom I'll Be Watching I am no simple journalist, and when it comes to internet tea, I will scour the ends of the Earth just to find you the best shit. Thankfully, Sunderland even provided us with a… flattering photo of Demon Twink. We had to literally tell him to stop and go home!! Threw a drink at the dj equipment, wouldn’t get off the stage unless I stopped the music then the party ended and he’s some how in VIP getting his ass ate like out in the open. There was a DEMON twink on Britney boat last night. Yes, this is just the beginning of the tea. Our story begins with American DJ Ty Sunderland, who alerted Twitter about a “DEMON twink” on a Britney cruise who threw a drink at his equipment, continuously climbed up on stage and then worked his way into the VIP section to get his ass eaten in the open. Remember When Hilary Duff Ended Homophobia By Telling People To Stop Saying ‘That’s So Gay’? There’s a lot of tea to get through, so let’s blast through it. Sometimes you’re off Twitter for a day and then find yourself the next morning having to research the origins of the phrase “demon twink”Īlas, I cannot bear to have everyone so out of the loop, and so let me transport us over to gay Twitter, where the story of ‘demon twink’ emerged.įair warning my friends, this is unlike any horror story you’ve heard before.
HOT GAY TWINK ASS FREE
Of course, it all happened across the pond in the US, where the gays run free and are having boat parties while we here in Australia are forced to simulate a club environment with some bright lights and a four-year-old Spotify playlist. It’s only been a couple of days and already August has its big meme, thanks to a devilish Britney Spears fan who completely menaced a Britney cruise in New York. Friends, angel twinks, and tops across the world, gather, as I explain to you what the fuck a ‘Demon Twink’ is.